/WTFuck
I can't imagine what kind of synaptic misfire led to the utterance of this gem:
I want to fuck the world. Stick my dick in a volcano.
Assuming he goes to school here, he will, ostensibly, acquire a degree, and be considered an "expert" in his field of choice.
In light of volcano-fucking, the above realization scares the shit out of me.
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