\o/ Vox 2008-01-25T04:49:02Z orcist http://orcist.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom tag:vox.com,2006:6p00e398a284980004/tags/ass+to+mouth/ All a drifting, he's a no-good boy-o /WTFuck tag:vox.com,2008-01-25:asset-6a00e398a28498000400e398d5cf320001 2008-01-25T04:48:46Z 2008-01-25T04:49:02Z orcist http://orcist.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Merry Desktop-Background-(2)

I can't imagine what kind of synaptic misfire led to the utterance of this gem: I want to fuck the world. Stick my dick in a volcano. Assuming he goes to school here, he will, ostensibly, acquire a degree, and be considered an "expert" in his fi...

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]]> /Because she can take a dick tag:vox.com,2007-10-18:asset-6a00e398a28498000400e398b421e60001 2007-10-18T16:14:30Z 2007-10-23T04:26:04Z orcist http://orcist.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Overheard at the LAX baggage claim, waiting for RonWorkman and Niero to pick me up: "Why are you fucking my daughter?" A mother, presumably to her daughter's lover.

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]]> /Rock yo' body tag:vox.com,2007-10-05:asset-6a00e398a28498000400e398af9abb0002 2007-10-05T14:44:52Z 2007-10-06T21:21:55Z orcist http://orcist.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Meatspin

Actually, I haven't. But I did see Ron tuck his dick between his legs (see mangina) in the middle of a crowded dance floor in Metropolis, possibly the seediest club in the greater Cincinnati area. This was before we almost got kicked out for con...

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]]> /Going big tag:vox.com,2007-10-03:asset-6a00e398a28498000400e398aee84d0004 2007-10-03T03:13:02Z 2007-10-03T23:11:17Z orcist http://orcist.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Overheard, on the subject of accidental sodomy: "It seriously took me, like, 10 or 15 seconds to open the door, which is an eternity when you think someone's about to shit in your car."

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]]> /Clark Bar tag:vox.com,2007-10-01:asset-6a00e398a28498000400e398ae49380005 2007-10-01T08:19:47Z 2007-10-02T04:47:44Z orcist http://orcist.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Won t3h Halos

Here's a another Halo 3 article I just wrote at 3 in the morning for one of the longest-running college newspapers in the country, the Sewanee Purple. The assignment was to be "over the top" and "funny" which translates into "blatantly rip-off The...

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]]> /Not QotD -- Oral sex and cheese tag:vox.com,2007-09-22:asset-6a00e398a28498000400e398ab2a6c0001 2007-09-22T16:12:57Z 2007-10-06T19:39:27Z orcist http://orcist.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom This might be the most thought-provoking question anyone has ever asked me: If you had to give up either oral sex or cheese, for the rest of your life, which would you pick? Holy shit. I have to choose between oral sex and cheese?! That's pretty...

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]]> /Facepalm tag:vox.com,2007-09-16:asset-6a00e398a28498000400e398a9063b0003 2007-09-16T02:34:52Z 2007-09-22T18:46:10Z orcist http://orcist.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Overheard at Purple Haze: "I would just whip my dick out and piss all over those people in there."

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