http://orcist.vox.com/library/posts/tags/ass+to+mouth/page/1/ All a drifting, he's a no-good boy-o en Vox Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:48:46 -0600 Copyright 2008 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss ass to mouth http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/wtfuck.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(orcist) http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/wtfuck.html?_c=feed-rss http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/wtfuck.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:48:46 -0600 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/photo/6a00e398a28498000400e398d5e8c60003.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a6.vox.com/6a00e398a28498000400e398d5e8c60003-50si" alt="Merry" /></a> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/photo/6a00e398a28498000400e398d5e8570005.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a7.vox.com/6a00e398a28498000400e398d5e8570005-50si" alt="Desktop-Background-(2)" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> I can't imagine what kind of synaptic misfire led to the utterance of this gem: I want to fuck the world. Stick my dick in a volcano. Assuming he goes to school here, he will, ostensibly, acquire a degree, and be considered an "expert" in his fi... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/wtfuck.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00e398a28498000400e398d5cf320001?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> overheard artfag ass to mouth http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/because-she-can-take-a-dick.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(orcist) http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/because-she-can-take-a-dick.html?_c=feed-rss http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/because-she-can-take-a-dick.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:14:30 -0500 Overheard at the LAX baggage claim, waiting for RonWorkman and Niero to pick me up: "Why are you fucking my daughter?" A mother, presumably to her daughter's lover. <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/because-she-can-take-a-dick.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00e398a28498000400e398b421e60001?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> overheard ass to mouth http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/rock-yo-body.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(orcist) http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/rock-yo-body.html?_c=feed-rss http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/rock-yo-body.html?_c=feed-rss Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:44:52 -0500 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/photo/6a00e398a28498000400e398af93bf0001.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a7.vox.com/6a00e398a28498000400e398af93bf0001-50si" alt="Meatspin" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> Actually, I haven't. But I did see Ron tuck his dick between his legs (see mangina) in the middle of a crowded dance floor in Metropolis, possibly the seediest club in the greater Cincinnati area. This was before we almost got kicked out for con... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/rock-yo-body.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00e398a28498000400e398af9abb0002?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> ass to mouth destructoid miscellani http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/going-big.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(orcist) http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/going-big.html?_c=feed-rss http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/going-big.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 02 Oct 2007 22:13:02 -0500 Overheard, on the subject of accidental sodomy: "It seriously took me, like, 10 or 15 seconds to open the door, which is an eternity when you think someone's about to shit in your car." <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/going-big.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00e398a28498000400e398aee84d0004?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> overheard sewanee ass to mouth http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/clark-bar.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(orcist) http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/clark-bar.html?_c=feed-rss http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/clark-bar.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:19:47 -0500 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/photo/6a00e398a28498000400e398ae46bd0003.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a5.vox.com/6a00e398a28498000400e398ae46bd0003-50si" alt="Won t3h Halos" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> Here's a another Halo 3 article I just wrote at 3 in the morning for one of the longest-running college newspapers in the country, the Sewanee Purple. The assignment was to be "over the top" and "funny" which translates into "blatantly rip-off The... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/clark-bar.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00e398a28498000400e398ae49380005?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> video games sewanee ass to mouth pretentious verbosity the purple http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/not-qotd----oral-sex-and-cheese.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(orcist) http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/not-qotd----oral-sex-and-cheese.html?_c=feed-rss http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/not-qotd----oral-sex-and-cheese.html?_c=feed-rss Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:12:57 -0500 This might be the most thought-provoking question anyone has ever asked me: If you had to give up either oral sex or cheese, for the rest of your life, which would you pick? Holy shit. I have to choose between oral sex and cheese?! That's pretty... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/not-qotd----oral-sex-and-cheese.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00e398a28498000400e398ab2a6c0001?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> qotd sewanee ass to mouth miscellani http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/facepalm.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(orcist) http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/facepalm.html?_c=feed-rss http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/facepalm.html?_c=feed-rss Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:34:52 -0500 Overheard at Purple Haze: "I would just whip my dick out and piss all over those people in there." <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://orcist.vox.com/library/post/facepalm.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00e398a28498000400e398a9063b0003?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> overheard sewanee ass to mouth miscellani