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/I withdraw my previous apology

2008-03-18T03:56:08Z

Subject: [girl] gets smoked by professor From: [redacted] Date: Mon, March 3, 2008 10:22 pm To: [redacted] Cc: [redacted] [girl]'s been disrupting her Psych class with [professor]. She and [professor] have been having it out over ...

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/WTFuck

2008-01-25T04:48:46Z

I can't imagine what kind of synaptic misfire led to the utterance of this gem: I want to fuck the world. Stick my dick in a volcano. Assuming he goes to school here, he will, ostensibly, acquire a degree, and be considered an "expert" in his fi...

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/Because she can take a dick

2007-10-18T16:14:30Z

Overheard at the LAX baggage claim, waiting for RonWorkman and Niero to pick me up: "Why are you fucking my daughter?" A mother, presumably to her daughter's lover.

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/Going big

2007-10-03T03:13:02Z

Overheard, on the subject of accidental sodomy: "It seriously took me, like, 10 or 15 seconds to open the door, which is an eternity when you think someone's about to shit in your car."

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/Facepalm

2007-09-16T02:34:52Z

Overheard at Purple Haze: "I would just whip my dick out and piss all over those people in there."

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